If we ever needed another holy book, now would be the time, don’t you think?
I don’t know if you actually wrote the holy book or had ghostwriters.
Regardless, it’s been a long time since we heard from you.
You know, some writers rest on their laurels a tad too long.
Maybe it’s writer’s block. It happens to the best of us.
Still, God, it’s time to do something.
A blog post now and then about serious shit.
I think Tic Toc needs your posts
A few tweets, an Instagram Reel.
Get yourself back in the game.
Update your key messages.
We need a new tablet.
Don’t even know how holy it needs to be
but it sure would be nice
if it worked on multiple platforms.