Hey God!

Look around.

If we ever needed another holy book, now would be the time, don’t you think?

I don’t know if you actually wrote the holy book or had ghostwriters.

Regardless, it’s been a long time since we heard from you.

You know, some writers rest on their laurels a tad too long.

Just saying.

Maybe it’s writer’s block. It happens to the best of us.

Still, God, it’s time to do something.

A blog post now and then about serious shit.

I think Tic Toc needs your posts

A few tweets, an Instagram Reel.

Get yourself back in the game.

Update your key messages.

Network more.

We need a new tablet.

Don’t even know how holy it needs to be

but it sure would be nice

if it worked on multiple platforms.

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