Hey God!
look around.
if we ever needed another holy book, now would be the time, don’t you think?
i don’t know if you actually wrote the holy books or had ghostwriters.
regardless, it’s been a long time since we heard from you.
you know, some writers just rest on their laurels a tad too long.
maybe it’s writer’s block.
it happens to the best of us.
still, god, it’s time to do something.
even a blog post now and again or a few tweets.
get yourself back in the game.
update your key messages.
network more.
we need a tablet.
don’t even know how holy it needs to be
but it sure would be nice
if it worked on multiple platforms.