Hey God!

look around.

if we ever needed another holy book, now would be the time, don’t you think?

i don’t know if you actually wrote the holy books or  had ghostwriters.

regardless, it’s been a long time since we heard from you.

you know, some writers just rest on their laurels a tad too long.

maybe it’s writer’s block.

it happens to the best of us.

still, god, it’s time to do something.

even a blog post now and again or a few tweets.

get yourself back in the game.

update your key messages.

network more.

we need a tablet.

don’t even know how holy it needs to be

but it sure would be nice

if it worked on multiple platforms.